I have a great idea even if I say so myself,
It has to do with putting one on a permanent shelf,
When you die to put a barcode on your stone,
To know who is the owner of the underground zone,
Then one can go with the Smartphone and click,
Get the QR CODE it is an easy Shtick,
Then we can catalogue the layout of the graves,
Have a map and offer special coupon that saves,
You get the whole info on the stiff below,
Expiry date, birth date, preferred Shiraz or Bordeaux,
I see great future for such an original venture I do,
Because everyone will die to be my client you too,
xox