QR Code Idea

I have a great idea even if I say so myself,
It has to do with putting one on a permanent shelf,
When you die to put a barcode on your stone,
To know who is the owner of the underground zone,
Then one can go with the Smartphone and click,
Get the QR CODE it is an easy Shtick,
Then we can catalogue the layout of the graves,
Have a map and offer special coupon that saves,
You get the whole info on the stiff below,
Expiry date, birth date, preferred Shiraz or Bordeaux,
I see great future for such an original venture I do,
Because everyone will die to be my client you too,

A Warm Winter Day

On my daily walk on a side street,
There was a yellow digger with a black seat,
It was munching away on the asphalt and soil,
It was working and digging hard, lots of toil,
Beside it a building that reaches to the sky,
It is standing so tall I have no idea why,
A dog out for a walk wearing a sweater,
Must be cold on account of the weather,
A lone tree sticking out like a middle finger,
Why do trees lose their leaves in the winter?
If I painted an evergreen yellow and blue,
Would it still be an evergreen for me and you?
Haymishe bakery was burnt down this week,
Alas those bagels are gone they were unique,
I know I speak on behalf of the entire community,
Please come back soon on first opportunity,

A Miracle in the Bible Belt

An American white woman said she got pregnant,
Watching a 3D porn movie without intent,
According to her, she has been alone,
While her husband was for a year in the Iraqi war zone,
When he was fighting the terrorist groups,
With his brothers in arms, with the USA troops,
She gave birth to an eight-pound black baby boy,
A gorgeous little baby a bundle of joy,
No idea how it happened although she did suspect,
That the 3D movie was indeed extremely High-Tech,
It felt so real with the special 3D glasses on,
At the end of the movie her underwear were gone,
Her husband said he believes every word she says,
He got his gonorrhea listening to a CD by the “Talking Heads”,


I have a great GPS, it is magic,
Lucky I understand it or it could be tragic,
It tells me where to go I trust it completely,
It will always take me to my destination discreetly,
Although it is a special GPS, it is one of a kind,
Of course, you will have doubts but never mind,
All I have to do is click in the postal code,
Or the address of the street or the road,
Start the car and follow the instructions,
It will take me there without obstructions,
So you now ask why is it magical what do you mean,
How is it magic your amazing GPS machine?
Well, it has a list and in most 100% of cases,
It takes me to non-existent places,
Last week on my trip home without commotion,
I ended up 30 meters into the Pacific Ocean,
Yesterday on my way to Mr. Rolando,
I found myself on the 4th floor of a condo,
I like my GPS it is never a bore,
My GPS is the only way to explore,

Tree Hugger

Taking a long almost two hours walk,
Squawking in the snow – white as chalk,
The warmer air hovering in a low cloud,
Over the colder snow – a covering shroud,
The mist like an Akira Kurosawa movie scene,
Where black & white melts into red and green,
Children in the schoolyard play ball and catch,
The cold, snow, children, the sun, it’s a love match,
Out of nowhere comes a cross-country skier,
On the trail he labours, he seems going to expire,
The long railways dark lines in the snow,
Going from who knows to I do not know,
The tree trunks look so cold lonely and snubbed,
I’ll go over and hold them they need to be hugged,

All That Jazz

I love R&B and Jazz Swing and Fusion,
Soul and Rhythm too add to the confusion,
There is Texas, Kansas, Chicago and Louisiana,
Detroit, swamp and St. Louis, acoustic and Delta,
Which is which? is impossible to tell,
I tried a few times but what the hell,
I just enjoy the music the rest I do not care,
If the music is from Madagascar or from Delaware,
I just have a drink, light my Cuban cigar, and relax,
Thank God, on good Jazz music we still do not pay tax,

Zoe’s Tooth

Zoe called me with the big news,
Saba I have a tooth that is getting loose,
It is going left and right up and down,
Do you think Saba I will need a crown?
Well Zoe the tooth you are losing is a baby tooth,
You are now a grown up and that is the truth,
You will soon lose all the baby teeth one by one,
You will see it is going to be lots of fun,
Ask mommy and daddy to talk to the tooth fairy,
To get you a present (as long as it is not smelly),
We will make a collection of all your molars and teeth,
All the ones from above and the ones from beneath,
We will get so many presents in exchange for each tooth,
Your parents will need to mortgage their house to boot,