My New Smartphone

I got a new telephone a Smartphone,
It is a genius I can call my own,
It is so smart I am afraid to admit,
If I get it upset it goes into a fit,
On the weekends it reads the comics section,
Then it predicts who will win the election,
It gives me the weather in Djibouti and Tokyo,
The unabridged Bulgarian version of Pinocchio,
It runs a very accurate GPS and maps,
Tells me which horse will win on the tracks,
My new Smartphone has such a high IQ,
How to use it I swear – I have no clue,
xox
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