A Miracle in the Bible Belt

An American white woman said she got pregnant,
Watching a 3D porn movie without intent,
According to her, she has been alone,
While her husband was for a year in the Iraqi war zone,
When he was fighting the terrorist groups,
With his brothers in arms, with the USA troops,
She gave birth to an eight-pound black baby boy,
A gorgeous little baby a bundle of joy,
No idea how it happened although she did suspect,
That the 3D movie was indeed extremely High-Tech,
It felt so real with the special 3D glasses on,
At the end of the movie her underwear were gone,
Her husband said he believes every word she says,
He got his gonorrhea listening to a CD by the “Talking Heads”,
xox
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