Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear Phillllllll….., Happy birthday to me
Sometimes at night – I sit and I wonder
How many drinks will it take me to ponder?
And forget? – my day of creation
When my head snapped the placenta fixation
And into the world I emerged victorious
An amazing child, so amazingly glorious
Five decades and then some eight
Almost nine pounds of tax rebate
So here, I am today six feet 2 inches tall
If only they had then – a baby recall
xox