Oh President

Oh president, the president of the USA,

Changes his opinion never knows what to say,

He attacks then he doesn’t then he does, then…

He shall sign papers and wave with his fancy pen,

At the end of the day what we see is a balloon,

With a red behind, basically a silly baboon,

Oh president, oh president of the USA,

Please make up your mind and be gone, away,

xxx

Addicted to Chemo

I’m addicted to chemo; I need my daily fix,

Without it I feel like another hanging crucifix,

I need my IV and these four pills twice a day,

Followed by gallons of water and a pound of hay,

Then I hang on to sanity by sleeping away half a day,

Considering the alternative, chemo is child’s play,

So on I go now for 2 more cycles, to make half a year,

Can’t wait to sit on the balcony with a cigar and a beer,

xxx