Bernie

Bernie the ogre is being treated unfair,

It is true he is ugly and full of dirty lumpy hair,

Yet Bernie is really a very nice guy,

Very sensitive, when no one looks he will actually cry,

He listens to Mahler, Puccini, and Liszt,

He dwells in the arts – a postmodern artist,

True he has no social life to mention,

This is because he hates to attract attention,

Please be a little more considerate of the ogre,

Yes, we know he is your older brother.

xox