A new winter is here, fresh and cold,
The globe is warming, so we have been told,
Does not feel that way, I must say,
When the thermometer shows minus 7 today,
Soon we’ll all be standing in water, to our knees,
Why does it have to be, that I need anti-freeze?
Can’t we at least wade in lukewarm water?
If we’re going to drown, make it in something hotter
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