Bird on a Fire (to music by L. Cohen)

Like a bird on a fire,
like potato chips in the deep fryer,
I have tried, to lose these many pounds,
But, my stomach keeps making those sounds,
Yet, nothing comes out, so that I may be free,
With only one outhouse, a problem you agree,
So, there you are, like a bird on the fire,
Spraying a whole can of air purifier.