Toronto’s Mayor New Toll

We have a busy mayor in Toronto the great,

Every time he opens his mouth I just cannot wait,

It seems all problems can be solved by taxing us more,

Torontonians apparently can be milked like never before,

The pot holes in the roads are as big as the lunar crates,

Between him and Ontario premier you can’t Wynne, mates,

Now he wants us to pay for driving the roads, a little toll,

To cover the incompetency and waste at Toronto city-hall,

Next he’ll be looking at the homeless who don’t have a cent,

Still our mayor will be looking to collect from them rent,