Our Well Trained Dog

I trained our dog to open the door,

To poop on the grass and not on the floor,

I taught him to cook his own dinner and lunch,

On the weekends he cooks for us an amazing brunch,

On Chanukah he lights up the menorah as well,

He keeps clean, he washes, and he doesn’t smell,

He listens intently and talks when it’s proper to talk,

But best of all in minus 40 he takes himself out for a walk,

xxx

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