My Poor Shih Tzu

There are times when you just can’t help,
When you tried it all, lift, push and schlep,
It is at times, hard to admit and confess,
And definitely, the source of many a stress,
I shall not beat around the bush or avoid,
Nor pin the blame on Dr. Sigmund Freud,
But my neighbor, who is a real pig and a hog,
When farting, he always blames it on the dog,