New Days – Old Results

People say it’s hard for friendships to be made,
That it is next to impossible to get yourself a date,
They say today with all the smartphone applications,
You cannot create, normal face to face relations,
I beg to differ, this popular opinion is indeed all wrong,
One day unexpected, your chosen one will come along,
Based on my own know-how and experience of late,
She/he will show up regardless of age, height, or weight,
In my case, I had a twitch in my eye, a tic of a sort,
Within an hour I got fifteen dates I’m happy to report,