I Live in a Closet

Long time now I am looking for sanity,
Not pretended, the real thing, humanity,
So far no luck, I get lots of Emails though,
They tell me to LOL and just go with the flow,
So FYI I BCC, WTF I also LOL and BTW I’m GR8,
And the rest of the world can keep and mutate,
I just lock myself in the closet sucking my thumb,
Living of flies, mosquitoes and the occasional crumb,