Guess Who Is Dinner?

I had a tomato that refused to talk,
A cucumber that would not take a walk,
An onion that refrained from simply crying,
An iceberg lettuce that just kept on denying,
A few Kalamata olives that would not line up,
A cheese dressing that would not stay in the cup,
A hardboiled egg that was very nervous to stay,
And feta cheese that had looked in dismay,
So now you say, he’s making a salad that is Greek,
Aha says I, it’s Italian it was just a trick,