My Doctor and I

I have been told by my doctor I’m OK,
I should stick to sugarless coffee and hay,
Stay away from saturated and Trans fats,
Away from cats, rats, bats and democrats,
Eat 6 little meals each day, stick to one drink,
Don’t eat too much; you’ll see you’ll shrink,
Exercise five times a week for half an hour,
Stay away from the sweets, go for the sour,
You keep doing this you will live longer you’ll see,
“Live longer like that eating hay? Drinking green tea?”
“A life like this I wish on my enemies”- said I,
Life like this, one is better rolling over and die,
Aha! Said my doctor, you should have no misgiving,
This is how I and the pharmaceuticals make a living,