Jewish Holidays

To the Chanukah party I went,
If you are a gentile (it’s a Jewish event),
To my grandson kindergarten I was invited,
Naturally I was extremely delighted,
It’s not every day that we light a candle,
Eat a donut and latke without a scandal,
Come to think of it we eat our holidays,
Put on weight in hundreds of dishes and ways,
Even on Yom Kippur we eat before the fast,
And stuff ourselves after, till we bust,