The policeman stopped her speeding,
Thirty over, the radar was reading,
The policeman looked at her smiling,
Dear lady you know you are flying,
Was waiting for someone like you all day,
And now dear lady you’ll have to pay,
Well said the lady, pay I surely would,
I tried to get to you as fast as I could,
Sorry I had you waiting all day for little me,
I had to go to the washroom to pee you see,