Imperial Shmirperial

There are two systems used by all,
On this planet that looks like a ball,
The Imperial system one is called,
The other the Metric, quite bold,
Inches, Centimeters meter and foot,
You are this or you are going caput,
So now I am suggesting we differ more,
The time keeping I like to also explore,
From now on we have an Imperial clock,
Others will use the Metric time lock,
The Metric will have 100 minutes to click,
The Imperial of course 160 to kick,
As I do when to the UK I go,
Instead of the UK Sterling Pound-
I proudly use my Canadian Kilo.