Free Press

I’ve mistaken my dog for my cat,
I wore my shirt as my hat,
I used my car as my boat,
Tried to wear my shoe as a coat,
I seem to be very mixed up as of late
Or was it something I drank or ate?
I don’t even know if it’s day or night,
Not if it’s black or white,
It must be because of BBC,
They tell me what is best for me,
Or is it CNN or NBC or maybe CBS,
What we call the “Free Press”,
They know the truth all the time,
Between you and me my friend-
They aren’t worth a dime.
xox

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