You Don’t Have To Be Jewish

Moshe, the owner of a small kosher deli,
The IRS thought his tax return was smelly,
He reported $100,000 net income this year,
“I work like a dog all year, and I bust my rear”,
He Said:
“What do you want from my life, I gave you all,
You will not be satisfied until my business will fall”,
So the IRS then replied:
“Well it is not your income that caught our attention,
It’s the twelve trips to Israel you deducted and mention”,
“You and your wife and the kids altogether last year,
We find it a little extreme don’t you agree dear sir?”
“Oh that” – said Moshe:
“This is nothing, bubkes, just chopped liver,
The trips to Israel: “‘Well… We also deliver.'”