Apparently, I am not allergic to anything
So says my doctor, “allergic to nothing”,
They ran all the tests from left to right,
From bottom to top, day evening and night,
I disagree; I think I am allergic to lots,
To which I break out in lines and in dots,
I am allergic to people full of themselves,
I get a rash from those that believe in elves,
People driving on the left lane make me nuts,
Asking needless questions makes me plutz,
People selling religion give me hiccups lots,
Politicians cause me to break in yellow spots,
Allergic to nothing, you know nothing at all,
I even sneeze and tear talking to a dry wall,