Good News

I went to the Doctor for my annual check,
She gave me a look that said what a jerk,
She said I got good news and bad news,
I can see that you were into the booze,
Your eyes are crossed and alas the prostate,
Could not be in a much worse of a state,
Your left arm is shorter than your right,
Your reactions show you ain’t too bright,
You show signs of dementia and you sweat,
Please pay your bill in advance lest you forget,
Now for the good news she said with a smile,
I am off to my vacation I’ll be gone for a while,

xox

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