An Enema to an Aardvark

Giving an enema to an anemic aardvark,
That feasted on all the anthills in the park,
Is not a pleasant chore to say the least,
That Aardvark was a greedy hungry beast,
I rather deal with a gold fish quiet and mute,
That swims and eats and is generally cute,
He sucks in the grains that make its food,
Nothing of substance, fish are really screwed,
Unless you are a shark with long set of teeth,
Many rows above and plenty more are beneath,
Sharks don’t settle for grains it is a dilemma,
I also suggest you avoid giving a shark enema,
xox

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