A Paperless World

Since the eighties we were told by pros,
Paper will be replaced, on IPad we will compose,
We shall write everything on our machines,
Nothing will be on paper all will be on screens,
I sold all my stocks in the paper industry,
I was not going to be trapped or a fool to be,
I recognized right away that the tablet is here,
No more paper to be used, it all will disappear,
Well I think I was a bit too hasty I am now mad,
I cannot figure a way to wipe my behind with an IPad,