Breaking News

I watched “the tonight show” this morning,
Then I saw “today” last night when rerunning,
I ”met the press” and then I “faced the nation”,
None of the above resides on a street name Carnation,
Although some may be living on that Sesame street,
Where Big Bird, Oscar and the gang usually meet,
Then I watched the comedies that they call news,
The daily “Breaking News” verbal diarrhea abuse,