Rasputin’s Dilemma

Rasputin was the laughing stock of all Ural,
After years of being Russia’s most virile,
Subsequent to abuse by Catherine the Great,
That squeezed him from heavy to light weight,
Once she was done with poor Rasputin, she ditched him,
Regardless of complaint, protest and even a scream,
After years of constant seduction and corruption,
Catherine got rid of Rasputin for his man activity reduction,
It is not as the rumors said, that his member got small,
It was only his legs that got abnormally huge that is all,