Answering an Old Question

This evening I was hungry and I ordered in,
Not the usual mashed potatoes and chow-mien,
I was thinking, killing two birds with one stone,
I looked in the yellow pages for the telephone,
And ordered my dinner without delay or a pause,
Because I was very hungry, oh yes so hungry I was,
So, I ordered a nice barbecued chicken well done,
Then I ordered two eggs sunny side up with a bun,
The eggs will come from KFC, chicken from the Keg,
Now I’ll know which comes first the chicken or the egg,