The Goat Did It

In Nigeria, police arrested a goat for armed robbery,
Apparently, the goat was trying to rob private property,
The locals were saying he changed to a goat when captured,
Lucky for the goat it did not have its bones fractured,
The police spokesman indeed admitted to have it in custody,
Where it will be held until investigation under microscopy,
It seems every year goats, sheep and sometimes a baboon,
Is arrested for criminal activities, in Nigeria no one is immune,
If you think I made this up, Google “goat arrested” and see,
Reuters has its file and its mug shot is displayed on TV,
xox

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