Mona, David and Venus

The day Van Gogh took Mona Lisa hostage,
That picture was on every newspaper’s front page,
The rumors were going on for a year or more,
Saying it was Michelangelo’s David’s private war,
To which Munch got into a fit and screamed,
DA-Vinci pretended to look his usual esteemed,
What is it about Renaissance artists (not Munch),
That brought them to fight, kick, and punch,
It got so bad they took the hands off Venus’s figure,
Because she gave Botticelli her open hand finger,