Pills and Millions

Ever since the new email law has been enforced,
All email issues have been resolved and endorsed,
Since July first when the law is in power in Canada,
We are better than these republics of the banana,
We are keeping the emails clean and business like,
We will withstand any attack or an email strike,
So this week I have gotten only a few reminders,
Of my Nigerian uncles, aunts and other binders,
I have been getting only sixteen offers for pills,
That grows my shrunk “member” as big as the hills,
Yes it is good to be protected by the new law,
Now off I go, my Nigerian millions to withdraw,