Archie Constipated

I was taking the dog for his walk,
So, we go for a short walk having a talk,
He stops here and there pretending to pee,
Or maybe to pooh, whatever the case may be,
So I asked him in a very polite manner, I said,
“Why don’t you go when we are out, are you dead”,
“Archie why don’t you go when we are on our walk”,
“Why are you saving your pooh around the clock”,
“Are you kidding,” said Archie his eyes were in tears,
You want me to pee and pooh when everyone leers,
You sir, you may do your business in the public eye,
I sir do mine in private or I rather explode and die,