Until I Am Told

LinkedIn asks me if Joe knows construction,
Facebook tells me in the Middle East destruction,
CNN tells me Ebola may be coming to New York,
My granddaughter’s book says baby delivered by stork,
Everyone knows the answers to everything today,
I saw a horse that was reading “50 shades of hay”,
Apparently, the bible has many versions for one god,
In Iraq, they will take your head off to prove the point,
It must be so amazingly good, to always be so right,
It seems except me everyone else has seen the light,
So, here I am in my ignorance left all on my own,
Until I am told by CNN, where I went so very wrong,