I wanted to go to the Golden Gate Bridge,
It is in San Francisco a little out of reach,
Is this what is meant by “A bridge too far”,
Almost as far as “twinkle, twinkle little star”,
If laughter is the best medicine, or so they say,
Why do the clowns need insurance, please pay,
I did look my gift horse in the mouth being proactive,
Since the alternatives were much less attractive,
No man is an island, really? Europe is not in the plan.
What might you call my friend the good Isle of Man?