Life’s Lessons

As one grows old, experienced, and wise,
Many are the things one comes to realize,
Never take a laxative with a sleeping pill,
Deadlines are already dead so no need to kill,
Never argue with an idiot, it is a waste of time,
If your face rings a bell, beware when you chime,
Men have two needs they are either horny or hungry,
If your man does not have an erection, open the pantry,
The Beatles sang – “Money can’t buy you love”, they said,
But I hear that you can rent love at a very good rate,
Making an error is only human has been said before,
Blame someone else for it shows leadership even more,
If you want a newer bigger screen TV for your den,
Move your chair closer it’s cheaper and you save again,
xox
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