I saw a man he was very big, gigantic,
Seeing him, you would go into a panic,
I asked him why you do not go on a diet man.
Are you trying to be as big as Japan?
But I am on a diet the man answered naively,
I know it does not look it but you have to believe me,
I am on a diet of 2000 calories that I devour,
Instead of per day, I will eat them per hour,