Golden Years

If you check and recheck and test,
You will most definitely come out stressed,
You will find out that you need Omega-3,
That you are too low on your Vitamin D,
Your sugar must be getting too high,
Your uric acid can melt nickel-plated die,
Your hearing loss is 45 percent at least,
Your eyesight is 30 percent decreased,
Your teeth getting longer and fewer,
To read you need magnifying glass viewer,
You do not need to use a comb or a brush,
You jump every time the toilet will flush,
You memorize all pill commercials on TV,
You avoid wetting your shoes when you pee,
People say these are your golden years,
Yet I do not see replacement volunteers,
Although the benefits do seem to mount
I am now getting many senior discounts,
xox
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