I have been conducting a 60-year study,
One that will settle an argument long and bloody,
Which is the truth, who has the right?
Who has the vision and who saw the light?
Well, after ten years and half a century,
I am ready to say the system is faulty,
I shall elaborate here and clarify the point,
Without prejudice or breaking a joint,
I discovered fast enough there is her truth,
You do not need to be a genius there is my truth,
And guess what, you don’t need to be a sleuth,
There is the plain truth, sticking like a wisdom tooth,
There is the public truth and God has his or hers,
Has nothing to do with what one prefers,
So after the long study had been here disclosed,
The truth lies undecided, naked its bottom exposed,