Today I saw a flying piglet,
Wasn’t using a propeller or a jet,
It had a couple of grayish bluish wings,
From its behind came out large smoke rings,
It was doing loops and other aerial tricks,
Manoeuvrings these huge piglet’s wings,
You probably ask yourself what made it go,
Was it using a ham radio?
What makes that bacon fly,
Is this piglet a roaster or a fry?
I know this sounds silly, no biggie,
But this piglet looked like Miss Piggy