The Vegan Lion

Josh the African lion,
From a long line of lions from Zion,
Has been suffering as of late,
From stomach ulcers gout and overweight,
It seems that eating 50 pounds of meat per day,
Can cause health issues like cholesterol and tooth decay,
And Josh is no exception – the poor guy,
Cannot eat beef, chicken or fish, not even a fly,
Josh is now limited to eating carrots and radishes,
To relieve his hypertension and stress,
He also is limited to his alcohol intake of beers,
Green tea and water is how he now cheers,
Although there are some positive outcomes,
He uses much less antacid and Tums,
Although dinner is not as spectacular
At least because of the salads –
Josh is now regular
xox
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