I specialize in rhetorical questions,
And I am open to any suggestions,
I see things that make me think,
That maybe I discovered the missing link,
If the witch of the west melted in water,
Did she ever bath? Did it really matter?
Whatever happened to Oldfoundland?
Is it the same place as OldZealand?
Do homeless kids get homework?
Is a fly without wings a walk?
Do people that are born again-
Have a double bellybutton?
What did Ham endured-
Before he was cured?