Major Mac

Major McDonald of the Liverpool brigade,
Survived the Great War as the general’s aide,
He survived two attacks of Mustard gas,
One attack of smoking grass,
Three attacks of Pepper sprays,
A package of barbecued maize,
Four of sugared tomato paste,
One of curry and cumin to taste,
When released with honors, his service done,
He was recognized as a seasoned veteran,
xox
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