My Dog Thinks He Is A Duck

My dog thinks, he is a duck,
Ever since by a lightning, he was struck,
All is the same; he still walks on four,
Yet, he does not bark at the moon anymore,
Instead of barking, he just quacks,
Instead of running, he wobbles and he acts,
He stopped licking himself, he just lies in the mud,
He collects water lilies, with his beak like spud,
We thought we should take him to the vet,
But, we decided to keep him like a duck instead,
It is not because of his bowed funny legs,
It is because he lays such tasty wonderful eggs,

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