My personal Loch Ness monster,
Lives in our pool, we named her Esther,
Esther is such a kidder; she likes to jest,
She can scare us silly, and then take a rest,
Usually Esther eats only one meal a day,
She starts at sun up, and ends when it’s grey,
After a good, day long meal, my Esther,
Likes to relax, she hates when I pester,
The only problem I can see, with my Loch Ness Kinder,
Is where Esther will stay, in the cold winter?
We are trying to figure out some solution,
Or maybe speed up evolution,
I think this coming winter; we cannot be choosy,
Esther will spend the winter in our Jacuzzi.