My Cookbook

I am writing a cookbook,
Don’t look at me, as if I was a Schnook,
It will be based, on my experience so immense,
All dishes do make, lots of good sense,
It teaches, how to grill, a seal,
How to cook, a book,
How to fry, a fly,
How to steam, ice cream,
How to bake, a snake,
How to roast, the “National Post”,
Also, how to boil, the soil,
How to stew, a kangaroo,
How to barbeque, a shoe,
And to baste, the waste,
And finally, my dessert made of dirt
xox
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