I wanted to talk to Neil Armstrong
Wanted to make sure I do not get it wrong
How does one read poetry and words of verse?
Out there in the universe, in outer space,
Wanted his professional opinion without discrimination
About a problem existing since before creation
Can we export a language spoken, never written?
(Outer space is not exactly Great Britain),
Shall we read aloud a Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson?
Will it translate easily to Vulcan or Klingon?
How do Romeo and Juliet sound in Borg literature?
How does Winnie the Pooh fit in Romulan culture?
Unfortunately, Neil will not be available anytime soon
Mr. Armstrong is busy with his walks on the moon