Oh Mammy, all mixed up I am,
Why are the peanuts butter and the strawberry jam?
Why do you drive on the parkway?
And daddy parks on the driveway?
Why is my nose running? Do tell,
Why do my feet smell?
Why does night fall but never breaks?
Why does the daybreak, yet never fall?
If bus station is, where the bus stop,
What will happen at the workstation?
If vegetarians eat vegetables (not meat)
What does a humanitarian eat?
And mammy please do tell
Why when I ask these questions in school-
The teachers get mad as hell.