Little Emme, made her first potty poop
Alicia tell us please, was it two or just one scoop
Was the potty in the kitchen at the time?
Was the quality lowly, or prime?
Were there witnesses to the deed?
Was it slow or done high speed?
Was Emme smiling, or had a serious look?
Was she reading the paper or a book?
Could you tell if it was lunch or dinner?
Was it a professional poop or just a beginner?
Was it done gently, like snow melting into water
Or was it a huge pile , worthy of Adam’s daughter?
Congratulations to all. Big and small
Emme now has sampled her own stool